Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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