oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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