He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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