Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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