So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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