He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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