She said her name was "party"
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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