Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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