Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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