There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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