I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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