i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Terrible idea I love it
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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