i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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