sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Randomize
