I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
