wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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