somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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