The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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