You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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