i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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