...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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