And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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