theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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