Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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