I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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