are you still at the devil's house?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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