dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you win again, gameday.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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