So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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