physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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