I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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