I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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