addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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