Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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