I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.