we have officially lost it.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.