Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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