Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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