The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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