So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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