I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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