i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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