R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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