I need help removing her.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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