She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me