omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream