is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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