singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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