Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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