You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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