sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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