You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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