i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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