i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
