if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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