What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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