i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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