just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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