Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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