Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"